The Beginning 1:1-7
1 In the beginning God didn’t
2 The earth was, is, and
remains just one of an infinite number of planets in the universe.
of every kind eventually grew, reproduced, evolved, were killed, and died upon
4 Man evolved to become the
smartest, the most ruthless, the most devious, the most altruistic, and the
although self-obligated to be oppressed by men, women evolved to become equally
smart, and as ruthless, devious, altruistic, and as dumb as man.
and women, with blatant conceit and omnipotence, elected to indiscriminately engage
in incest, homosexuality, pedophilia, oppression, slavery, racism, rape, assault, murder,
and to engage in the exact same behavior, including bestiality, whenever
possible with all creatures on the earth, no matter how bizarre, no matter how
Men and Women said, “Behold, we will do whatever the fuck we want. So let it be
written. So let it be done.”
The Middle 1:1-3
men and women embraced their disingenuous nature, and the paradox of their
existence to become smarter and smarter, to kill more efficiently, to cause
greater destruction, and to conversely feed more and heal more people.
thousands and thousands of years passed, and men and women continued to engage
in the paradox of their existence to become smarter and smarter, to kill more
efficiently, to cause greater destruction, and to conversely feed more and heal
more people; and nothing changed.
it became self-evident to the wisest men and wisest women that insanity is doing the same thing over and
over again and expecting different results.
The End 1:1-4
1 Thus, men and women refused
to do unto others in a spirit of reciprocity, men and women refused to be egalitarian,
and men and women refused to accept enlightenment, and nothing changed.
men and women evolved to engineer the ecstasy of their own destruction.
3 And great societies and
nations grew and suddenly disappeared, and all of nature and all animals
suffered and died in the wake of the indifference of men and women.
4 And the world ended.
So let it be written.
So let it be done.